Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013

Boner Thought

A thought that seems genius while you are erect, but becomes horrible after climax.

Guy 1: I thought about Skyping my ex and asking to see her butthole again.

Guy 2: Oh my God. Did you?

Guy 1: Nah. It was just a boner thought.

by Esdee Jay-Tee January 20, 2014

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Boner TV

The use of advanced GoPro technology to place a small yet durable HD camera into the eye of the penis, so as to see as the dick does.

I titty fucked Amanda and got a sweet view of those fun bags by using Boner TV!

by etphone home April 11, 2014

Word Boner

When you read something and get turned on by the description of the event or person

Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!

by the beached whale May 12, 2014

boner checkmate

To force a man to achieve an erection, whether through immense attractiveness or unwanted physical contact.

"I took one look at Kellie and, well, it was Boner Checkmate."

by Jkeith May 14, 2014