Anime

Anime is a Japanese animation. That's it. Typically, it has loud, flashy openings, and characters have large ass eyes, spiky hair if male, brightly coloured hair, and normally have very attractive body parts, being very muscular if he is male, and he can be as young as 13, or having unusually large thighs and breasts if female, and can also be as young as 13.

How voice actors speak is usually very different to how normal Japanese citizens speak their language. It is often very, very exaggerated.
Anime usually hook people in and get them addicted, and I can see why. Most shows are pretty good, but it can also totally destroy you and make yourself one of weirdest creatures on earth.

A simple person who only enjoys watching anime but doesn't let it corrupt them may be called a weeb. However, one who has a serious addiction, loves collecting Japanese items such as weapons, keeps lots of merchandise such as bodypillows and figures, and loves cosplaying could be called a weeaboo.

Weeaboos are one of the fucking most obnoxious things to ever crawl the earth.
I myself have learnt all of this the hard way. At one point, I was a weeaboo, except I haven't got to the the later stages. I later quit anime entirely because I realised how weird it was and how weird it made me, and also, I simple got bored of it.

I advise all who read this definition to never watch anime, and if you already do, I advise you to stop. It's not worth it.

If you enter a weeaboo's room, you will find many unusual items. This includes, but is jot limited to:
Figurines
Bodypillows
Katanas
Costumes
Various other anime merchandise including clothes, blankets, pillows, duvets, wallpapers, etc.
You can find these creatures donning glasses, neckbeards, or a shit-ton of fat. They may also try to communicate in Japanese. They also smell like shit.
Please, my brothers and sisters, do not watch anime, for your sake. Thank you.

by CC-8826 August 08, 2023

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