dirty Meerkat

When participating in Al Fresco sex -preferably in a meadow - and the girl is on top, she pauses - sits up straight and looks around sharply to check for any pervy dog walkers/ramblers/cyclists/hot air balloonists in the manner of a meerkat checking for danger.

Basil and Sybil were getting some afternoon delight in the meadow, Sybil climbed aboard and got down to it - then suddenly sat bolt upright in the Dirty Meerkat position when she heard a rustle in the hedgerow....

by basilthedog April 25, 2010

Dirty Prowler

Dirty Prowler - A cafeteria food comprising whatever roast meat of the day, chips, cheese and gravy all packed into a white bread roll. It encompasses all roast meats but the chips (fries), cheese and gravy are compulsory. The name is derived from the feeling you get after eating as the feeling is unclean and creeps up on you.

"What do you want for lunch. I'm having a Dirty Prowler!"

by Peeet February 23, 2010

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020

dirty hog

a young big-bodied male, usually not clean-shaved and a questionable haircut (always lives on a farm)

Man, that's the most dirty hog I have ever seen!

by Kusinator March 7, 2016

dirty ansen

Someone who puts his penis in your ass fingers your Vagina but also feeds you a grilled cheese sandwich

Someone gave me a dirty Ansen and the grilled cheese was amazing

by Asely October 16, 2021

Dirty Dragonborn

The act of getting head while enjoying thy cannabis, whilst playing Skyrim. (Most important part.)

Gary: my friend Jake was talking about doing a Dirty Dragonborn with some chick he bagged at the gas station.

Clyde: No way! A Dirty Dragonborn? That’s so cool!

by Htanna July 10, 2020

Dirty Cano

Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.

"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"

"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"

"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"

by Slammer96 May 16, 2014