Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld

Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!

by Hulk Hoagie September 1, 2022

galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

basically trending architecture tiktok videos that oftenly use galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, and expansion screws from aunt for lil john's 1x1meter room

gf: how did you manage to expand this tiny room
lil john: i used some galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

by uhh! May 21, 2024

Wood stove

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.

Sure do miss having my wood stove.

by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025

diesel wood

The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.

Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.

by El_phantasmo January 14, 2016