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Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.
What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Toilet Gravy

Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.
After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.
by MrRowdyMan December 1, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Gravymug.

Toilet-paper

An item that is on the endangered species list! Used to wipe your bottom. Various breeds, 2 ply 3 ply or the best , four ply. Peepole seem to think this will stop you from catching the corona.
eg1: Hey bro, you got 4 ply toilet-paper ?because im finna take a phat SHET !

eg2: doctor:"You have covid-19!" Guy :"No way! That's impossible because i bought out the toilet-paper!"
by PPlikher March 17, 2020
mugGet the Toilet-papermug.

Toilet time

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.
Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?
by rsin102 September 9, 2025
mugGet the Toilet timemug.

Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,
The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.
by Thiboz October 30, 2018
mugGet the Toiletermug.

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants
You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all
by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017
mugGet the Toiletmug.

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