Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

Waffle nutter

One who cums in/ on a waffle iron

Tims a freaking waffle nutter??!!

by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Nigerian waffle iron

A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

fish waffle

1) a waffle shaped like a fish

2)a fried fish with lines from a spatula

3)a word used in excitement after reaching the top of a rope

1)Yummy, we are having fish waffles for breakfast.

2)The fish waffle fell off my plate and left greesy, black lines.

3)Fish waffle!

by bunny xoxo August 6, 2009

Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds

wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-

by 0mAkine January 8, 2025

Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022