meat leaks

After an individual deficates and wipes his/her anal ring, a brown oozing viscous stinky substance starts to seep out of the O-ring causing individual to have to re-wipe over and over through out the day. If leaks are excessive a "Manpon" may be needed. This condition is caused by old age, heavy drinking or butt darts.

How are you doing today after that bad drunk last night? My head's not too bad by I have excessive meat leaks, I've wiped 10 times.

by spikeleaks May 29, 2009

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meat wrapper

A promiscuous woman or gay man.

That girl at is a real meat wrapper. She'll sleep with anyone.

I can't believe Patrick slept with my boyfriend. What a dirty meat wrapper.

by Ally1111 March 20, 2008

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meat slicer

A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.

I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.

Yeah, that bitch's a meat slicer.

by Mr. Rodgers April 29, 2004

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Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

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Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

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