bag of beans

Scrotum, smooth criminals, tomatoes, nadbag, jizzbags, raisin bag, happy sack, hairy saddlebags, bag of fruit, John Waynes hairy saddlebags, sack onuts; daddy-bag; marsupium; bag of tricks; jelly-bag.
I enjoyed Pamela playing with my bag of beans and giving me a head.
by AmЕn March 18, 2016
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Chill Bean

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)
Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!
by nutpx August 20, 2008
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Quim bean

An insult used by gay guys, to insult straight guys
by sideways14a July 27, 2007
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beanie bean

it's a bean with stuffed animal like qualities and will often times resemble various creatures from the animal kingdom.
Wow them be sum beanie beans... hahaha i dont.'t even know....
by Micmuffin February 02, 2010
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Bean poem

A poem that kids often say.

Beans,beans,beans are good for your heart.
The more you eat 'em the more they make you fart.
by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010
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Gront Beans

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.
Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.
by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009
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beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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