Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

wood swinger

NEGATIVE:A SUBORDINANT(HARRASING) GIRL THAT YOU CAN NOT SEEM TO GET RID OF. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE...ANNOYING YOU!!!

she a wood swinger

by wood swinger March 16, 2009

josie woods

josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹

“don’t date your ex like JOSIE WOODS”

by josie woods May 24, 2022

Chode Wood

A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.

oh look its chode wood!!!

by wagglewigglewoggle April 3, 2020

Thin Wood Walls

its a book i'm assigned to read

Me: Man, I have to read "Thin Wood Walls"
Friend: Damn, that sucks.

by TWENNE February 10, 2022

Woods

A person who is soft

That guy is such a Woods!

by 4tner April 10, 2021