mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016

Pickle

A sex act where a man (or woman) shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses it later as a sex toy for penetration while it melts.

Ima giv ur da pickle tonight. It's magical!

by nostd3 October 6, 2022

Pickle Boy

A child who comes from a broken home but has hope for the future. Used in the U.S in the 1940s to describe a child refugee looking for a new start.

The lonely Pickle Boy wandered the streets looking for a new home.

by Cavella67 September 4, 2025

Pickle-fucker

Someone who fucks pickles.

Hey! stop fucking that pickle, pickle-fucker!

Eew, mom get dad's pickle out of your sandy vagina, you pickle-fucker.

by xXxGoatlover69xXx April 27, 2019

Kitten pickle

Someone who is salty scaredy cat.

Girl: I can't talk to him I'm too scared :(
Me: JUST DO IT GOD!!!
Girl: Shut up
Me: Kitten Pickle.....

by Tiffany and Zoe December 30, 2016

pickle succ

A suck so hard that you lose your

penis in the process.

I just had a pickle succ today.

by GreenGamer52 April 20, 2018

Pickle

Someone who is a big enough fan of Rick and Morty to wear it's merchandise in public

Cop: Ma'am, your son is... a Pickle.
Mother: *crying*

by cock-ring for your heart May 8, 2020