Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.
After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.
Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.
Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.
by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019
Get the The Uncle Charliemug. A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
Get the Uncle Bobmug. An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.
The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
by Meeron February 20, 2011
Get the The Uncle Patmug. 
The morning after a night of drinking and you are moving kinda slow. Just as in the theme song for petticoat junction.
How are you feeling this morning Danny?
Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
Man, that was a crazy night. I am feeling a bit "uncle Joe" this morning.
by Jackvader442 May 1, 2022
Get the Uncle Joemug. Uncle's day it on November 22 and u post and love ur uncle as much as possible to get on there nerves. Have fun uncle's.
by YoungerDagger November 21, 2019
Get the Uncle's Daymug. Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face
by Very cool monke June 28, 2023
Get the Uncle Ronmug.