Simp

When you do more for a girlfriend than your parents.

Christian forgot to call his dad, because he was hanging out with his girlfriend Ainsley. What a simp!

by Hunterman December 29, 2021

Simp

A person who goes out of their way to be nice to another person thinking that it'll get them a reward for the kindness in the form of a relationship or some sexual act when in actual fact they are more than often just stuck in the friendzone. Everyone knows a simp.

The Mur: 'I think I simp daily...'
The Ray: 'Yes but at least you don't simp as much as him.'
The War: 'Attention all girls, if you need anything done I will sacrifice myself to do it for you.'
The War's Mind: 'After this they will all love me'
In reality: In friendzone with the entire female population.

by okboomer88 March 27, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros. Especially one that is related to the bros.

Billy came home from working out of town and instead of hanging with his friend, he instead went to his friends sisters’. Billy is a simp.

by Jacked4Life August 2, 2022

Simp

Miles tichenor

Bro he’s such a simp he sounds like miles

by Imapotatoe April 19, 2020

Simp

Twitch Staff

“Did you hear those simps unbanning alinty after one day because she showed her fans; a lot of children and horny pre simps, one of her tits.”

by TECHNOCAIN April 28, 2020

simp

do anything or say anything to please a girl this word is for the boys but girls can be simps to but mostly known as boys because boys are thirsty but not all of them hey girls are rlly thirsty and imma girl i got u guys

taylor swift:i will love you forever and ever john cena:oml you are like a star in the sky you make me so happy taylor swift: you are such a FUCKING SIMP

by add my snap @elizabethalred July 19, 2020

No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020