phone-phive

A high five over texting/conversations, since you cant be there personally to administer said high five, it gives equal epicness of a real high five.

DUUUUUDE! You put gum under a church seat?!?!? Phone-Phive!

by bigglesuarus May 10, 2010

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

phone

come on man you need a definition its literally in your hand..

no.

my phone

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.

You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.

by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022

Phone Raping

Phone Raping is pretty clear cut. It is the act of raping someone's phone against their will. This can be done through Campaigns, causematch, charidy, gofundme etc. You relentlessly Rape the Phone until a few things happen 1- You block the caller ( which is impossible because there will be multiple numbers calling you) 2- you call the Organization commiting the phone rape and tell them to stop 3- You reverse pledge and say you will not be contributing to the cause because of the rellentless Phone Raping that has been occurring 4- you shut your phone down and don't open your emails for the next few days or 5 - You accept the phone rape and move on with life.

Dave how you feeling?
Not to good. Exhausted.
What you exhausted from?
( insert org here) been phone raping me all day
Sorry to hear that, I cut them off and haven't heard from them since
Smart move. Gatta try that

by Jay El Dubbs December 4, 2023

Dropping your phone

When your hands get “slippery” and your phone falls out of your hands. YouTubers even make videos about this called drop tests, they drop them from diferent heights.

Meaning #1: Scariest moment of your life,

Meaning #2: Seeing if you just wasted 6000 dollars on a new phone you just bought after you pick it up off the ground

Dropping your phone

Person #1: my palms are sweating

Eminem #1: knees-

Person #1: Shut the fuck up, I feel like I’m going to drop my phone.

Myai: Oh no! I hope there isn’t any damage, here are some places to get your phone fixed.

Person #2: bro don’t drop it then we can get home cause your key is on your phone.

Person #3: yea that would not be good.

Person #1 drops his phone and breaks it

All: knees weak, YOU JUST FUCKING DROPED IT, It looks like you just dropped your phone, do you want me to find you a place to fix it in, Suckisland69, Mars?

by IowanCorn2352 May 7, 2023

Phone boyfriend

A boy with whom you share a close emotional bond; communication is largely limited to over the phone. You text all the time but for some reason can’t or don’t meet up. May or may not ever become your real boyfriend.

From Schitt’$ Creek episode 5x05 (Housewarming)

(At Patrick’s housewarming party)
David (to Stevie; indignantly): Where’s your phone boyfriend?
Stevie (Exasperated): He’s...on my phone?

by Hey_kimy October 11, 2020