by Ron with a bong March 25, 2022

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
by SL44 April 21, 2018

by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020

by Protozoa best December 8, 2023

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth
by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023

Similar to a donkey punch, When you are going down on your girl and you give her a good, hard punch on her funny bone, causing her to shriek in pain and causing her vagina to squeeze the shit out of your dick. Second best orgasm I've ever had.
"Hey bro, I heard Sam scream really loud last night, you must have dicked her good!"
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
"Yeah dude, I gave her the Dutch Elbow. She didn't find it Humerus."
by MangledTaint May 28, 2019

Double dutching is the act of you and your significant other sharing a king-size pillow between your knees.
by MayorOfDunktown March 7, 2020
