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Crystal River middle school

A horrible school in Crystal River, FL.

Notable Groups and individuals:

•Rednecks: They can't read or write. They love to kill animals. Most of them are backwards and hate gay people.

•Emos: Everyone treats them like sh*t. Most have depression but can't get treatment, bullying makes it worse.

•Jocks: Many "Jocks" are "Rednecks", but not all. All jocks love to bully gay people.

Popular Kids: Half rich kids/Half drug addicts.

•Tommy Sparks: A stinky-republican who dresses in khakis, works to ruin the lives of poor people( he wants to starve us by taking away food stamps/ he wants to put homeless peoplein jail), wants to ban Tik Tok, and spends his time with old politicians( trying to cut taxes on the rich/ ban Tik tok) and his boyfriend Kaige.

•Teacher Epstein: I think he is racist against black kids. He loves to yell at kids who just want to have fun.

•Mrs. Stringer: Loves to put all kids into detention, no matter the color of there skin.

• Mr. Roland: Loves to say " go to student services".
by IloveCats!!! April 23, 2023
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Oak grove middle school

Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.
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Boy- can I get ur snap

Girl- no I’m talking to someone

Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8

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by 7th grader from 2021<3 September 7, 2021
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North Bethesda Middle School

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"
person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude
by yelloworpington November 10, 2019
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South Hardin Middle School

(SHMS) is a middle school of mostly popular people and 6th graders that are snobs. The 8th graders came up with a rule called 8th grade priority and most of the people there suck. This school is in IA

Another way to use that term is to call someone a snob or princess
Omg, you act like you go to South Hardin Middle School.
You must've came from SMHS
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Granite Oaks Middle School

A school where rich white girls cry over the stupidest things and guys that live in the suburbs act tough
by Splez December 28, 2021
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Percy Julian middle school

Damn that guy really roasted the school
Pretty funny and true the way that guy defined Percy Julian middle school
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Desert Shadows Middle School

At desert shadows all that matters is vans and Dutch bros, it is filled with dozens and dozens of vapes, and underage girls who think they're cool cause they drink. Most of the boys are fuck boys and don't know how to control themselves.
Don't even get me started on Desert Shadows Middle School
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