Dirty Pumpkin

You carve out a pumpkin as you usually would, you can even carve a face in it if you want add some flavour. But instead of putting a candle in it you take a dump in it and instead of leaving it on your own porch you leave it on your sworn enemies porch.

I left a Dirty Pumpkin on my ex’s porch last night lol

by WaffleStomper5000 January 4, 2021

Dirty Change

When a person pays a hooker more than they charge they will receive "Dirty Change".

The hooker charged me $150 and I gave her $200 so I got back $50 in Dirty Change

by spartanfan1 December 2, 2011

dirty musser

a mexican looking sex goddess.

who really isn't mexican.

look at her! she's a dirty musser!

by allllllygator July 3, 2011

Dirty Ito

The act of having homosexual intercourse with a stranger while being dressed as a geisha and smacked with a kolbasa sausage on the head

Gordon gave Nicholas a dirty ito inside the pool last night

by GaribaldiTheConqueror February 1, 2021

Dirty stein

When ya wanna finger a chick hard but u are weak and all u have are muffins for hands

Went to get my girlfriend off but dirty stein reappeared again

by Beautifulhelmet April 14, 2020

Dirty Chas

The act of fucking your partner with a giant dildo while it's suction cup to your forehead

Guy 1: "Why do you have a smudge on your forehead?"
Guy 2: "Me and my boyfriend did a Dirty Chas last night.

Guy 1: "Damn, you guys are really spicing up your relationship."

by psuguy81 February 16, 2019

Dirty szymon

The act of taking a shit in another person's compost bin

He took a dirty szymon in the customers compost heap

by Dirty szymon October 14, 2022