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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
mugGet the lick before you lapmug.

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.
Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?
by Goatbein December 18, 2022
mugGet the cherry lickmug.

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny May 16, 2018
mugGet the Licking matchesmug.

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.
I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.
mugGet the Lick My Ballsmug.

lick a tit

when playing "smash or pass" and the character or person has a huge bosom but it not "smash worthy" you say "lick a tit"
by gamblingabarit August 29, 2025
mugGet the lick a titmug.

pussy licking parrot

A word referring to lesbians
by Ang's word yo January 1, 2021
mugGet the pussy licking parrotmug.
When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.
Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.
by moughh July 5, 2023
mugGet the licking the dirt off my tiresmug.

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