lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.

Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022

Licking matches

Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit

"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"

by Fennejenny May 16, 2018

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

by your big daddy that wants boof July 12, 2022

lick a tit

when playing "smash or pass" and the character or person has a huge bosom but it not "smash worthy" you say "lick a tit"

"smash or pass Sydney Sweeney" "lick a tit"

by gamblingabarit August 29, 2025

pussy licking parrot

A word referring to lesbians

She looks like a"pussy licking parrot."

by Ang's word yo January 1, 2021

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023