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Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
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lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.
Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"
by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009
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Straight Rape

Two Bro's having intercourse; however neither is homosexual.
For example; Two roommates in college go out for a fun night; they come back intoxicated, and one blacks out. The other then seeing that his roommate is unconscious, proceeds to take advantage of him. This is what is now known as Straight Rape.

Sentence - My roommate passed out last night around 2AM. I was rather horny, so I decided STRAIGHT RAPE was the best way to go.
by College Pyschology Minor March 3, 2011
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Super Straight

FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,
I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit
by ._rocketship_.1 April 6, 2021
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Super Straight

A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.
Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
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Super straight

A fake and invalid sexuality that is mockery to the LGBTQIA+ community and is incredibly transphobic
Boy: I am Super straight

Girl: no your just transphobic
by Random lesbian March 8, 2021
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Straight Edge

Alright, lemme clear some of this out for you guys. Straight Edge is just a matter of opinion. We are a group of people that would rather go to a hardcore show than get shitfaced at some lame ass club. As far as smoking cigarettes goes, any self-respecting person shouldn't buy them because you're paying to destroy your own lungs. And drugs, well that's the touchy subject. Most of us choose to abstain from drugs because of what they've done in our personal life.

But, before you call us out and say we're queers for out beliefs. Just remember, you're the people that are wasting your time bad-mouthing a group of people on the internet.
(A kid who says he's straight edge and then goes and smokes and drinks is not, I repeat not straight edge. Believe me, we hate those guys just as much as you do.)
Person A : Hey man, want a smoke?
Person B : Nah, I'm cool.
Person A : What's up man? You don't drink, you don't smoke, don't do any drugs?
Person B : Nah, I'm Straight Edge.
by Ziggyleesam March 17, 2013
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