Sam

Is a living meme that can be a dick at times.

Sam is a cancerous puppy.

by Fat Fluff June 4, 2018

sams rage

When a sams becomes so enraged normally from being called out, during this rage they typically injure themselves and beat women

Yeah did you see him sams rage last night???

Yeah man, what a total sams

by Sams Slayer June 17, 2021

Sam

An attractive nerd, usually well built

Person 1: " Look at them, they look like they should be in a boxing ring, not a library. "
Person 2: " Must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus

oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass

by goodguy27 October 12, 2016

Sam

Any generic emo boy from 2002-2008 with hair that covers one eye that is primarily black. They always wears Misfits, MCR, Blink-182, Sleeping With Sirens, etc. shirts. They also wear ripped jeans and they usually have prescription glasses that they have to wear but they hate doing so. Their shoe of choice is usually Vans or Converse as well and have socks with designs with stripes, skulls, band logos, etc.

Brandon: Look at that guy with his fishnet t-shirt, what a sam...
Warren: Agreed

by The Body of God July 23, 2020

Sam

Sam is a slave to society

Sam, will do what Addison says because he's a good boy

by Snoogan0920 April 1, 2022