r/metalmemes

A subreddit filled with metal elitists that say sabaton or gloryhammer arent good bands or isnt even metal when they listen to some band with 3 monthly listeners called “Sacrificial blood cum of Satans pussy with blood dripping on his door while a satanic cult goes into a forest and do ritualistic sacrifices by making their vocal cords sound like the gates of hell themselves” with an unreadable logo which looks like a piss shit splatter on a burning fetus while he hes accompanied with a sentient, dying, turd, while their music sounds like a jammed chainsaw with a dudes head getting repeatedly beat while the singer is some dudes vocal cords getting burned using hot magma.

Their song titles are named after a satanic chanting in a long gone dead ancient language, and the lyrics are extended versions of those chants that summons 9 demons, and makes your furniture float while trying to recite their songs.

r/metalmemes poser: hey bro, what bands do u listen to??
Chad based metal enjoyer: Huh, maybe Sabaton, Detus or Slipknot
r/metalmemes poser: EWWWWW WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO SACRIFICIAL BLOOD CUM OF SATANS CHILD WHILE A SATANIC CULT GOES INTO A FOREST AND DO RITUALISTIC SACRIFICES BY MAKING THEIR VOCAL CORDS SOUND LIKE THE GATES OF HELL THEMSELVES???
Chad based metal enjoyer: Poser.

by my latest post isnt ragebait June 25, 2025

r/woosh

this word is a word said to people that don't get sarcasm.

The word relates to subreddit with the same name. The subreddit is full of these examples.

Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".

Example: person 1 "1/4 men get pregnant when they don't mean to. Person 2" Men can't get pregnant". Person 1 "r/woosh".

by Gifhga November 12, 2018

FUCKING R U N

the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 19, 2023

Sonic r

Creation of the nightmare. Tails doll. And the most weird game I ever saw

Guy:did you see the game called Sonic r with tails doll?
Guy #2: yes I did. It is spooks

by James netto May 29, 2017

Crime R

A phrase referring to the words "nigga" and "nigger," the latter being referred to as "the crime R", originally "the hard R" but rephrased after woke people pushed for a graffiti change in the videogame Stellar Blade.

-Dude...this guy's being a racist asshole, dropping Crime Rs every sentence.
-Crime Rs? Dafuk is that, bro?
-It's like Hard Rs, but woke-approved. Haven't you played Stellar Blade, dude?

by AmicableFriend April 25, 2024

R&B Thuggin

“R&B thuggin” is the 13th solo album created by r&b singer & songwriter Amari J originally titled “Introduction 2 R&B Thuggin” released January 1st, 2017 by A.D.A a distributor of Warner Music Group. Amari J spins off the album title from TP-2.com (an abbreviation of Twelve Play-2) is the fourth solo album by American recording artist R. Kelly, released on November 7, 2000 by Jive Records. Both artist’s met at the “Play House Club” in Hollywood, California earlier this year.

We out here r&b thuggin

by SteveRyannMedia October 20, 2018

W. A. D. R.

(With All Due Respect )

The 'GRAND MOTHER' (not to be confused w/ "Grandmother") of all "DISCLAIMERS" in the genre of 'Polite Speaking'..
Maintaing your status as a 'gentleman' (/woman) whilst still taking the time to correct a speaker (or commenter) on their "incorrectness" regarding a matter.

Something you say before (as a gesture of kindness) you make someone else look like a total jackass for speaking on something THEY don't fully-undetstand.

Something you say to the cops right before you refuse their request.

A quick 'pardon' in the pursuit of correct information being circulated on the internet.

W. A. D. R. "With All Due Respect" Officer, I'm NOT GOING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS."

by ThaBlackness13 December 20, 2022