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Phone scrimping

When your partner feels a need to go on they’re phone as soon as you leave the room either to play clash Royale or go on YouTube and death scroll.
I left to get a snack and came back in he was phone scrimping
by Angrygothgirl August 19, 2025
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Russian Phone booth

When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.
*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!
by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025
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Phone Bridgers

"Bracelety eating Ice Cream & I Know The End by Phone Bridgers"
-GDNacho, 02/01/2025
by 2015ToyotaPrius February 1, 2025
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Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN🔥🗣
by Toaster1204 February 11, 2025
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Phone Sex

Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.
Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*
by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025
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