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Old Man Shivits

A cranky, whiny elderly person. Fuck you Wrinkles.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED

Why don't you get laid again?!?! Old man shivits...
by yursh22 July 5, 2017
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frail old man

Person 1: Hey, look - its that frail old man on the TV again

Person 2: Isn't that Joe Biden?

Person 1: Exactly
by Dic Evans March 2, 2023
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Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.
Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!
by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020
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The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.
Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!
by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016
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Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.
I’m going to take my horse on the old town road
by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019
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kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus
If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.
by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019
mugGet the kiss old rustymug.

old people cagematch

"Oh no, Marvin and Edmund have got in the ring for an old people cagematch."

After Walter and Otis got into an old people cagematch in the nursing home, the nurses have had to work overtime to repair the damaged old people.
by m33k41 September 28, 2017
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