Sepia Years Old

The age you reach when if you find an old photo of you and it is sepia toned and no one is surprised.

I just found a picture from high school and asked my wife if it was weird that it was all yellow and she said "it's 30 years old you dingus, of course it would be sepia toned by now. Congrats, you're officially sepia years old."

by Geofftech March 25, 2021

Old town road

Literally THE ONLY THING MY ANNOYING FRIENDS SING. You got to admit it is a good song.
If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.

I’m going to take my horse on the old town road

by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019

Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

grow old and fart

This is a very serious definition, it normally used when someone is getting angry. I used it in the sentence “I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?” This can be used to stop arguments and help with. Child vocabulary.

“I dislike how people grow old and fart waggot you” my friend answered with “are you mentally ok?”

by the_fatherless_child_112233 December 19, 2021

kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus

If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.

by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008