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gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!
Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?
by MalletMan December 13, 2016
mugGet the gaff phonemug.

National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.
Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥
by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021
mugGet the National Phone Daymug.

sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013
mugGet the sock phonemug.

Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.
Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.
by Shankss9 August 1, 2020
mugGet the Pandemic phonemug.

Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
mugGet the Business Phonemug.

Bosnian Phone Box

A sexual act where a woman gets onto her knees as the man stands over her with his legs spread. She proceeds to place the tip of her finger into the mans ring piece as if inserting some change. She then places his erect cock onto her ear and talks into the mans arse hole. To hang up the call the man will usually take a steaming hot shit right in her gob just like a dirty Bosnian Phone Box.
Man my wife loved the Bosnian phone box I gave her last night, I’d eaten a hot tikka masala the night before too!
by Twiggy_222 October 8, 2020
mugGet the Bosnian Phone Boxmug.

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)
What a PHONE
by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019
mugGet the Phonemug.

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