Slanky Neck

A neck with abnormally large hickeys all over it.
Hickey filled neck.

Look at my boy nick over there with his slanky neck
Josh got that slanky neck thing goin on

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee September 08, 2019

squeeze your neck

To hug

Momma: Come here boy, let me squeeze your neck!

Son: gone'head momma I'm too big to be hugging in front of my friends

by SLIQUERick June 17, 2022

Stupid neck

A neck on a human being that is unwanted or wants to be moved from from its origin resulting in pain. Mainly from another higher forced being.

Do you want me to move your stupid neck?

by Honesty in human form May 31, 2022

clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 12, 2014

Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 23, 2021

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 13, 2023

Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.

“My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”

by CalebKRubberNuts April 14, 2020