National talk dirty day

U can talk dirty that can lead to the sheets

It’s national talk dirty day
“Lemme stick this long ass pole up yo pussy”

by Sexy mail.com June 25, 2018

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national Derek Shepherd day

This day is on April 23rd

THE DAY SHONDA RHYMES DECIDED TO RUIN OUR LIVES

P1: hey did you know that today is National Derek Shepherd day
P2: why today?
P1: CAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY HE DIEDDDD

by Greys anatomy queen November 21, 2020

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National hydro flask day

On November 13th at 12 am the games starts, whoever gets the most kills with their hydro flask wins

Hey sam, guess what tomorrow is
What's tomorrow?
NATIONAL HYDRO FLASK DAY... you better be prepared

by Will 🤫 October 1, 2019

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National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.

What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

by bruhbruhbruhalex October 23, 2019

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national tongue kiss day

You have to tongue kiss A boy/girl

national tongue kiss day

by Kissingking May 25, 2018

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National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.

I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!

by NOSD! June 23, 2021

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