Doing a Mike

Tapping out, leaving when the going gets tough.

"Why did he suddenly run off when I asked him that question, without warning or explanation"?
"Oh, he's just doing a mike,"

by Victimofmagic June 21, 2025

Mike Gulf'd

When have just enough money to buy your teammates back but you grab an ammo box instead.

I thought we were coming back but our teammate Mike Gulf'd us at the buy station.

by Nifarius February 26, 2021

Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous

Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes

by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021

Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

Mikes-Hotel-Hand

A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.

“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”

by RS Grant February 27, 2024

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018