Leaky Leg Cream Pie

When you fuck the hole in an obese persons leg that forms when pressure is trying to get out. Commonly called Leaky Leg.

Rickywayne had to douche his leg after getting a Leaky Leg Cream Pie

by CroppingBeef March 1, 2011

peg leg truck

A truck that only burns out one tire.... Usually shitty truck

That nigga can't do a proper burnout because of his peg leg truck lol

by Ogman April 24, 2015

piss down my leg

if you are being constantly bitched at you have to "piss down your leg" so you don't make any nose when you pee because you might get bitched at for that too.

My girlfriend is always bitching at me, I pretty much have to piss down my leg so that doesn't make her mad too.

by eviIthot September 24, 2021

pay out of both panty legs

1. When someone takes advantage of you.
2. Attempting to the upper hand the other person has already.
3. A relationship where one person was trying to use the other to get what they want. When in fact all the other person wanted was to fuck them.

She thought she was being slick, but everyone knows she had to pay out of both panty legs.

by ronlaygue August 15, 2007

Fuckidy fuck fuck, It grew legs!

The saying Joel says in the show Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix when he sees a red organ looking ball grow legs. (and no, its not a penis ball ;)

"Fuckidy fuck fuck, It grew legs!"

by SunnyBunnyFrench June 1, 2018

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

turnt daddy stanky leg

A snazzy jazzy daddy.

Old man Chris, he's a turnt daddy stanky leg!

by Bfsarah November 9, 2017