by tirtle March 08, 2017
My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.
by Lunchbaca October 27, 2006
When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.
Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.
by Brenda Peaches May 04, 2009
I was gonna hook up with that girl, but there was a bisquette de la bouche already in the storage closet.
by Oboro Watabanask March 18, 2014
Booter De La Cruz commonly know as Booter.
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns
Looking to quench your thirst after a long day fighting the night man? Fight milk just not doing it for you? Look no further at Booter De La Cruz.
Im dieing for a bottle of Booter
Im dieing for a bottle of Booter
by Booter De La Cruz January 05, 2022
A cuban midget troglodyte, known to be a basement dweller and unemployed. Usually found on chathour everyday, when not he is spotted drinking from his own colostomy bag, and dating his hand puppet.
That carlos de la cerda sure is an unemployed
by DrPooFingers June 30, 2018
You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
by Sandra Browning April 23, 2008