Jordan Hinojosa

Someone who is very cool, smart, or otherwise awesome or amazingly beyond standards.

Wow, he is a real Jordan Hinojosa!

by Hi 4359 = Jordan July 5, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018

Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.

Jordan just got curb stomped

by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020

jordan costick

a jew

jordan costick is a jew

by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019

Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say

Jordan Hijacks ships on sea

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jordan

He is a guy with the biggest penis in the entire world. And he loves cool stuff like wii sports

Jordan big penis man

by GemCL February 14, 2021

Jordan

Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s

Wow it’s so big you must be a jordan
His name is totally Jordan
Your funny are you a jordan

by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018