jake nedved

A man with a big penis and a small ego. Jake nedved is the type of guy to whip out a snake when you expect a mesquito. also his sister is racist

"YO, did you hear that jake nedveds sister said the n word??!!

by wordwizard222254 March 21, 2023

jake

Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.

"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"

by pie.... January 15, 2021

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Jake

A rapist that preys on 12 year old girls.

Woah dude, did you hear what Jake did to Ansley?
Yeah man he's a total rapist.

by FuZe Orbit October 30, 2018

Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.

Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.

by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022

jake

the person who thinks that he is a stage genius, he should know better.

No, he don't deserve the title, he is a jake.

by theallthinker November 14, 2021

Jake

A happy lil' aussie kid. The icon of growth and the most adorable puppy in all of ENHYPEN and I-LAND. Has the most adorable giggle ever. Favorite hobby is challenging Park Sunghoon at everything. Stan ENHYPEN and stream Drunk-Dazed.

Person: There once lived-
Engene/Eggie : A HAPPY LIL' AUSSIE BOY NAMED JAKE (SIM)

by StanStrayKidsAndEnhypen April 26, 2021