jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
jake and josie will love each other forever
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
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Fake my Jake

Fooling or tricking someone; yanking one’s chain
He told me he was a millionaire, but he can’t fake my Jake.
by Pnutz94 January 03, 2023
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jake bottle

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."

"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey March 24, 2014
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JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass
by Sykq April 21, 2021
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Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability
What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck
by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021
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Jake Mathieson

Has great sex. Every one wants to fuck him. He is sexual and a great and good fun.
by Jake Mathieson May 24, 2018
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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 11, 2019
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