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jordan

person 1: Where is Jordan?
person 2: Guess
by chrishfish June 17, 2021
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jordan

she is a back stabbing motherfucking bitch. never become friends with a girl named jordan she will always tease you about your insecurties and she will just ruin your life. she thinks shes so perfect but in reality shes not. shes not popular but alot of people know her but most of it is just hate. yeah stay away
guy 1: 'shit shes making fun of me again'

guy 2: 'stop being friends with jordan, shes a bitch
by Critter >:) May 5, 2022
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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget
by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS
by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018
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jordan-lee

she is very beautiful and very nice like to help people
jordan-Lee she is amazing
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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