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january 1st

national kiss a tall baseball boy with a mullet day !
oh it’s january 1st, time to kiss a cute baseball boy with a mullet
by ham23916 January 1, 2022
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january 3

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you
girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..
by lizz06 January 3, 2021
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January

The month we cancel all toxic people to make 2021 a good fresh year
Person 1: Yo it’s January

Person 2: I’m going to go cancel that vegan teacher rq
by mad.dawg December 18, 2020
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January 1st

National have sex or e sex with jason
“Today is January 1st you know what that means?”
“Yes have sex with jason”
by Jaydne2928282 December 31, 2021
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January 15

National appreciation day!! Show your appreciation to your bestfriend or lover to show them how much you care about them.
Marcus: “Hey John I appreciate you!”

John: “Why say it now?”

Marcus: “ It’s January 15th!!”
by Secret writer January 15, 2022
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January 5th

On January 5th tell all your friends "Wassup bae" In a flirty way
by Yourfavoritenigg3r January 3, 2022
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January 23

if you were born on January 23 you are literally the hottest person ever you are amazing, funny, kind, stupid. (But that's what makes you amazing) if you have a gf/bf born on this day keep him/her never let them go EVER
P1:Hey when is your girlfriend born?

P2:January 23

P1:Omg dude that's awesome she's a keeper!
by Lolololnevl January 21, 2023
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