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Jammed

To be under the influence of heavy narcotics.

Mainly Oxycodone/Percocet/Morphine/etc.

In order to spot someone being totally jammed. They must be nodding off during mid-conversation, constricted pupils (almost pinpoint), and look like the usual junkie.
How many fucking op's you take? You're fucking jammed, aren't you?
by EazieWeezie July 19, 2019
mugGet the Jammedmug.

Chocolate Toe Jam

When one person jams their big toe in the other persons asshole and then the receiver of the jamming proceeds to lick it clean.
“Bro my girl gave me a Chocolate Toe Jam last night, now my asshole hurts and I have a funny aftertaste in my mouth.”
by ToeLover338 May 13, 2022
mugGet the Chocolate Toe Jammug.

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
by Pussywigga February 1, 2019
mugGet the Damson jammedmug.

Jazz jam

When a woman or a man magically manages to fit a jazz instrument up their crotch and it gets stuck.
Daughter: Mom I’m in another jazz jam

Mother: Not again! John get over here!

John: I’ve got this

Daughter: What are you doing step bro!?

John: And now the jazz jam is no longer jammed due to my jazz unjammer.
mugGet the Jazz jammug.

Clit Jamming

The act of a woman dj-ing there bean like mad to the jamming rhythm of HEAVY METAL!
"Kitty" had the heaviest of orgasms after a late night session of clit jamming to rammstien on her clit guitar!
by Dfiler420 February 23, 2019
mugGet the Clit Jammingmug.

strawberry jam

the jam used to toss someone’s salad in prison ifykyk
by user185848391937474 June 29, 2021
mugGet the strawberry jammug.

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