jake

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law

and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.

jake is the king of everything.

by humangod October 21, 2019

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025

Jake

Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.

Jake is always Happy at anytime of the day.

by DingdongDiddy November 24, 2018

Jake

Jake likes to suck grandmas while screaming like a bitch

Jake sucks alexs grandma while screaming like a bitch

by Jake2.0 February 16, 2024

jake godwin

a little boy who would suck me dry for a penny.

Me: Jakey Poo, i'm in need of a pick-me up.

Jake Godwin: Sure man! You got a penny? I'll suck ya dry.

by single male looking for love March 27, 2017

Jaking it

Another term for masturbating, beating your meat, jacking off, jorkin it. Less common but could be used to avoid filters, such as on Roblox, or just to be different.
Also, jakin' it

Jaking it so hard rn

by concilus May 18, 2025

Jake

To shit one's pants.

Damn, I straight up Jaked in my pants.

by Jdorth July 23, 2022