dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by anonymous October 4, 2023

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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

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Dark side

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.

Jeff is a pussy and can't sleep under warm temperatures, so he flipped the pillow to the dark side.

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

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dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

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