Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014

Mr.Ass Hat

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

make a hat

Attempting to make money.

Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.

Vinny: What are you doing today?

Joey: Tryin' to make a hat, know what I'm sayin'?

by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 3, 2015

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015