by hot girl 69 from maldives January 18, 2023

To go hard at something, or put your all into it. Usually with aggression, or a positive go-to attitude!
"By golly, he's really going ham!"
"How do you know?"
"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"
(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)
"How do you know?"
"The clap of his asscheeks is telling me so!"
(Morse code via assclapping is the best on god)
by Nugget0w0 September 21, 2022

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

by hamduster December 30, 2020

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
