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Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!
by Savannahghost November 7, 2018
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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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holy alliance

A worldwide group of individuals that wants to stop the kidnapping, torture, exploitation, and trafficking of children. This collective of people range from World Leaders to Homeless Vagabonds and every society on Earth. There are several groups such as (La Sombra Negra, Q-anon, The White Dragon, Anonymous, Rugiet et agnus, and individuals Inside the military/ intelligence agencies across the globe). Hundreds of Millions of entities work separately and independently but all for the same cause. God Almighty has instilled each and every member of The Holy Alliance with the knowledge and understanding that Satan has corrupted many individuals into conducting truly horrific cruelties upon the innocent. Torturing children, starting wars, genocide, murder, and worshipping false gods are just some of these immoral acts that MUST BE STOPPED. The Holy Alliance all believe in the HOLY VIRTUES and they are empowered by THE HOLY SPIRIT. This group exists for one purpose - PROTECT ALL CHILDREN EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT YOUR OWN. I am only a drop in a vast ocean of RIGHTEOUS FURY that is raging and shall soon eradicate the "evil that dwells upon the rocks".

Matthew 18:2-6 ESV /

“Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
The Holy Alliance will SAVE THE CHILDREN by any means necessary!
by YOUwereJUSTaREBOUNDafterFELICI November 29, 2020
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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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holy relic

Matthew and Gabby's relationship is the holy relic
by ilovetheholyrelic June 15, 2018
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