I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand

Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*

by YourLocalNippleTwister December 16, 2018

Have You Done Your Part?

The saying “Have You Done Your Part?”is a quote from The 9 Year Old Army in the Subscriber War against Pewdiepie and T-Series. Doing your part means to aid PewDiePie. in his battle against T-Series.

Person 1: *Plays Bitch Lasagna in the park*

Person 2: Look! Their doing their part!
Person 3: Have you done your part?
Person 2: Hmmm,not yet! Wait,I have an idea! I’ll knock on my neighbors doors and say “subscribe to PewDiePie!
Person 3: That’s the spirit!

by 9YearOldArmyVeteran January 1, 2019

I am here! So we have to...

Use this expression when you're host of a party and in response to guests appreciation. It the same as saying "You're welcome! We should do this more often!"

John (Guest): Thank you for having us! We had a nice time at your party!

Adib (Host): I am here! So we have to...

by Faride Adib January 2, 2019

We all have a thing

Its a group of people that all have an almost relationship with one person in the group

Caitlin and Flynn have a thing

Nic and Erin also have a thing

We all have a thing

by randopando2 June 11, 2018

Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme

John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?

by Kfcmaster17 July 9, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018