First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.

Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.

by DaKing1234 August 12, 2024

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

First of February

Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today

Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful

On the First of February

by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

First Time Hot

Someone who didn't grow up conventionally attractive and now in adulthood they've become attractive and don't know how to handle the attention.

"He act's like a first time hot the way he will entertain and engage with anyone for attention even if he's not interested in them"

"It's the way she brags about the amount of people that slide into her dm's, it's like this is her first time being hot"

by TheMilkyMom September 30, 2025

Relax first, why not?

The meme of Indonesian origin with the caption "Relax first, why not?" using the image of relaxing broccoli from the 2010 advertising for Colgate toothpaste

I was feeling stressed about my exams, but then I saw that meme of the broccoli with 'Relax first, why not?' and it made me laugh!

by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025