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February

A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.

but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.
Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?

Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.

Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.
by just some random american August 24, 2021
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February 26th

An International holiday called Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord Junkomaeda.
Hey, guess what day it is?

February 26th?

Junkomaeda Day!
by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021
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February 26th

Guess what day it is?

February 26th?

No, Junkomaeda Day!
by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021
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February 3rd

Lauren was born on February 3rd
by Laithan June 6, 2021
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February 14

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:
by siktireli November 11, 2024
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No Fingering February

No Fingering February is a challenge to not finger yourself to the whole month, doesn't matter if it's the 29th day of February, you can't finger yourself until March 1st, just like No Nut November ended.

But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.
Female 1: OH MY GOD IT'S FEBRUARY!! That means I can't finger myself.. oh..

"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."
by Rui the Lesbian January 5, 2025
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February 23

national griwa day pray 5 times repent i love griwa
Person 1: Hey did you know that its february 23????
Person 2: no way rlly?? im gonna repent rn
by puppetttttt July 30, 2025
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