Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

Double Under

When a single person is displaying both underboob and underbutt.

All eyes were on her when she walked into the club with the double under.

by arrowsispointy July 4, 2021

Double Brexit

Rejoining the EU so it can be left a second time. Why have one Brexit when you can have two?

EU Parliament, 2021: after rejoining the EU and starting to heal the divisions and restore order, a second Article 50 is delivered to the Commission. British Embassy bursts into EU Parliament with GoPros and a camera crew. "Ha, you just got PRANKED SON" "It's Double Brexit time boys"

by General McEthnocleanse November 22, 2018

Double vaguebooking

A vague response to a friend's vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

If uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.

John's Facebook status: "Cannot believe that just happened"

Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "I know, right? Though I must say, what happened last May is even more surprising than this."

John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Maybe...but the May event didn't involve you-know-who with the red pants."

Mary's comment on John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Haha, so true!"

Michael's comment on John's Facebook status: "WTF are you guys talking about?!"

Just another case of double vaguebooking...

by 3NU July 21, 2012

pulling a double

talking or messing with two people at once, with or without them knowing

“I heard she cheated on you bruh”

“Yea but whole time I was pulling a double on her ass anyways”

by iiluhbri July 11, 2022

Double Dragging

To inhale 2 joints at once. Reference linked to the computer game, Double Dragon.

Man1: Hey man, I was with a group of friends and we were smoking in a circle. As I was in the middle, both joints got passed to me, hence me doing the double dragon.

Man2: Cool man, double dragging is awesome!!

by More Then Freeman March 30, 2011

Double Fagture

Watching two LGBTQ+ movies back-to-back, a gay double feature

Lets watch a double fagture tonight! Birdcage then Rocketman or Rocketman then Birdcage?

by devilsrighthandbitxh February 6, 2021