double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them

Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.

by KateG December 31, 2008

Double carbin' it

Consuming two types of carbohydrates in one meal.

Jack: "You're eating fries and chicken fingers in one sitting, really?"
Jill: "Yeah, I'm double carbin' it today!"

by carb addict August 8, 2010

double mushroom

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

by yunknasty February 11, 2013

Double-barelling

Smoking to cigars and or cigarettes at oncr

Double-barelling is a good way to get stage 6 cancer

by Shadow:shadylyfe November 22, 2019

Double Brexit

Rejoining the EU so it can be left a second time. Why have one Brexit when you can have two?

EU Parliament, 2021: after rejoining the EU and starting to heal the divisions and restore order, a second Article 50 is delivered to the Commission. British Embassy bursts into EU Parliament with GoPros and a camera crew. "Ha, you just got PRANKED SON" "It's Double Brexit time boys"

by General McEthnocleanse November 22, 2018

Double vaguebooking

A vague response to a friend's vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

If uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.

John's Facebook status: "Cannot believe that just happened"

Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "I know, right? Though I must say, what happened last May is even more surprising than this."

John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Maybe...but the May event didn't involve you-know-who with the red pants."

Mary's comment on John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Haha, so true!"

Michael's comment on John's Facebook status: "WTF are you guys talking about?!"

Just another case of double vaguebooking...

by 3NU July 21, 2012

The Double Donnan

When a girl farts whilst wearing leggings and the fart can't escape so goes into her noon, then she has to queef it out, effectively double farting. The Double Donnan. Queef fart

Alex - "Oh God, I've just farted up my nooni, now I'm going to have to Queef it out"
Carol - " ewwww The Double Donnan ?

that's gross ! "
Alex - " what would you do, hold it in ? Fuck you Carol "

by The Happy Munter September 11, 2018