When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
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by Bob8009 May 24, 2023
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Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
Interviewer: So you support Donald Trump?
Interviewee: Yes, he says what I think. I should be allowed to hate people based solely on their religion and because they are immigrants. Despite mounting evidence that nothing he says is true, feasible or even likely to happen his words really resonate with me. I think I realized I was a Dump when he said he'd ban muslims. I mean imagine if Harry Potter had banned muslims. Then Voldemort wouldn't have been able to enter the country under that turban. It's science.
Interviewer2: How was the Trump rally?
Protester: It was overwhelming. I've never seen so many dumps in one place. The media's failure to educate the masses has finally come to bear and it may be too late to flush.
by Darth_Kinto August 27, 2016
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by Anton H October 13, 2025
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by JrDips December 25, 2023
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