that's the way the cookie crumbles

Bruce Almighty, said by Bruce Campbell in an effort to make a catchphrase similar to "And Thats the way it was"

Also a pun in that film, as the news story was about a giant cookie,

It means:

Thats the way it happened

....*news story*..

and thats the way the cookie crumbled

by Mike_Mohill June 1, 2004

Wanna Cookie

You can send this to your crush to symbolize your love in the act of food

Mia: I need to tell you something
Josh: Yes?
Mia: Wanna cookie?

by Charli and the chocolate fac December 15, 2019

Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Idiom, synonym of "that's life".

Timmy: I can't believe I revised for four hours on those topics and not one of them came up in the exam
Jinny: That's the way the cookie crumbles
Timmy: stfu

by brendan May 28, 2004

Cookie dough that hoe

When feeling hungry at night you throw her on the bed and massage her cookies with your elbicles.

hey girl i'm hungry for some cookies feed me the cookie monster's hungry let me cookie dough that hoe

by tony isbell August 2, 2008

milk n' cookies

super rad,exteremly rad,ultra gnarly.
means something that is good or crazed.
a gnarly bail.

dog did you see that cook bail ,milk n' cookies.
dude that night was milk n' cookies.

by zacheriah April 14, 2008

Wanksta cookie-eater

One has a completely fake or dumb asshole.

"Yeah, I hate Jimmy. He's such a wanksta cookie-eater!"

by Machony Leeoun November 10, 2003