Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's first lawmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Releasemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
Get the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug. Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug. Child of their parent’s half-sibling with their other parent’s half-sibling or the child of their mother's maternal half-sibling with mother's paternal half-sibling or the child of their father's maternal half-sibling with father's paternal half-sibling.
My double-half-first cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the double-half-first cousinmug. The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013
Get the First birthdaymug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
Get the Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》mug.