Jesus Boner

A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.

That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)

by Narcoleptic Cactus June 17, 2018

Boner Crippled

Inability to walk due to a public erection

"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"

by TheNippleAssassin May 24, 2016

A Literal Boner

A dog bone that looks like a dick.

*in a pet store*
"Oh my god, it's a literal boner!"

Watch as others stare at you awkwardly.

by Finn_Faun February 13, 2022

cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Word boner

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.

Female over text: I wanna touch you

Male: * starts getting word boner*

by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

Word Boner

When you read something and get turned on by the description of the event or person

Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!

by the beached whale May 12, 2014