Mark: stop being a zesty boner
Cam:what does that mean
Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
Cam:what does that mean
Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
Get the ZESTY BONERmug. 1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.
by ZeroFoxGiven September 6, 2020
Get the Bass bonermug. When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019
Get the Clout Bonermug. A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
Get the Boner Festmug. A romance/sex movie, hentai, or porno that is so bad or disturbing you don't get a boner or you stop having one during one or more of the parts that are bad.
Friend 1: So what did you think of 50 Shades of Grey?
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.
Friend 2: It was the worst boner wrecker I have ever seen so far.
by mintwo February 28, 2016
Get the Boner wreckermug. "Man I've been having a Stub-Boner all class....... I can't wait too get home and spank this monkey."
by Tobin Rawlins June 18, 2013
Get the Stub-Bonermug. by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017
Get the Boner Boutmug.